Celebrities

David Carradine is Kung Fucked - Coming to a closet near you

She'd have a cock, no need to think

You all saw her on This Morning - now buy the t-shirt

Not the 24 inches she was expecting!

Kinclobbers take on the whole Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand news story

This year the Olympics, next year Le Tour De France

Wayne Rooney Colleen McLoughlin OK Wedding Photos

Wayne Rooney Colleen McLoughlin OK Wedding Photos

John Prescott is Jabba the Hut

Maxwell and Mercury in Double Jeopardy

Heather Mills stars as Pornocchio

I hope all our doughnuts turn out like fannys!

Price Phillip is the Hitman

Mohamed Al Fayed is Inspector Clueless

Dwain Chambers - Say not to drug running

Jeremy Beadle Watch - One big hand, one small hand but its stopped ticking

Dwain Chambers - Say no to drug running

Paul Gascoigne has gone mad

Jeremy Beadle's Playstation controller - Its the only one he'll ever use

Lionel Richtea - Hello is it tea you're looking for

Britney spears is looney tunes

Paul McCartney Heather Mills divorce - 24.3 million, now leg it

Watch out Beadle's checked out

Britney Spears - Basket Case

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney play Twister

Heather Mills and her very own Desert Island Discs

Come On Eileen featuring Heather Mills

Heath Ledger in a Good Night Tale

Amy Winehouse Stoned - So was her stylist

It was a black day for comedy when Bernard Manning died

The Bill Directors cut

New Cluedo Michael Barrymore Edition

Ken Dodd - Playboy, heartthrob, failed accountant

Stan Collymore - Coming soon to a car park near you!

The Queen - One would give that five minutes