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Are you a Tw@ Magnet???
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Are you a F@ TW@???
Ref: LostWife
I lost my wife...I suppose i should look for her
Ref: SaltnBattery
Salt and Battery fish shop
Ref: BigamyMonogamy
Bigamy and Monogamy both mean the same thing...One wife too many
Ref: DontRiskHardWork
Hard work never killed anyone, dont risk it!
Ref: NobodyCaresCreditors
Nobody cares apart from my creditors
Ref: ChastityCurable
Chastity is Curable
Ref: SeenItDoneIt
Seen it all, Done it all, Heres £50 to keep your mouth shut!
Ref: RunByBush
Run by a Bush
Ref: WhatBadAboutDementia
Can anyone remember whats bad about dementia
Ref: BlindLesboFishMarket
I'm sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market
Ref: SpermDonation
Sperm Donation, Its a cash in hand job
Ref: JiggyParkinsons
I'm not getting jiggy...I've got Parkinson's
Ref: CockCalledBush
A cock called Bush
Ref: ReadyForFight
Ready for the fight
Ref: GetMyCoat
I'll get my coat...You've got lucky
Ref: CookMySock
Cook My Sock
Ref: CommittedMonogamy
I've committed monogamy...many many times!
Ref: IAmInvisible
I am Invisible
Ref: FuckTheBush
Fuck the Bush
Ref: HomeOfBush
Home of the Bush
Ref: WomenAndToilets
Women are like toilets, they're all dirty but the disabled ones!
Ref: DyslexicsOnCountdown
I'm a sweating like a dyslexic on countdown
Ref: IlliterateCnut
I'm not an illiterate cnut!
Ref: CantBeatKids
If you cant beat them whats the point of kids
Ref: AMerryCun
A Merry Cun
Ref: FingerLickinDogsBlox
Finger Licking Dogs Blox
Ref: CanoesForYou
Have I Canoes for you
Ref: DyslexicsCountdown
Dyslexics on Countdown have the advantage, all the words make sense straight away
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Winker
