Over 18s Only

Harold Shipman - Trust me i'm a doctor

Gary Glitter is Doctor Who

Josef Fritzl construction - an expert in converting cellars

Its not the Addams family, its Shannons family

Jesus does the YMCA

Tw@ Magnet

Need help with drugs then talk to Frank.........Gallagher

Stella Artois - Makes you talk shite then fall over, reassuringly twatted

Harold Shipman Cutting NHS lists

Sharia Twain - Man I feel like a muslim

Enjoy Coke like Pete Doherty

The Sperminator - I'll be round the back

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear Design 1

You've heard of Pocahontas - Now its Poke Her Anus

Only Pools and Corpses starring Michael Barrymore

Barrymore Pool Services

Up at the crack of Dawn

You've heard of Fruit Of The Loom well how about Chlamydia - Fruit of the Womb

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear Design 2

I am a Fat Fucker

Wanker

Michael Barrymore is The Old Queer Hunter (Design 1)

Subway 6 inch - The only 6 inch that leaves a nice taste in your mouth

Michael Barrymore is The Old Queer Hunter (Design 2)

I'll be buggered if i'm going to a Barrymore pool party

Amy Winehouse 6 Grammys...More like 6 grams

You've heard of Willy Wonker, now we have Willy Wanker!

Subway 6 inch - it will fill a hole

Lara Croft - Womb Raider

Old couple get the all clear - you cant get aids from annual sex

Subway 6 inch, now with its own salty protein drink

Not M*A*S*H but G*A*S*H

Harold Shipman stars in The Old Dear Hunter

Life Sucks

The Travelling Will Buries - Peter Tobin with Fred and Rose West

Diet Coke.....Because supermodels count calories too

Coke - it gets up your nose

Durex Extra Strength - For ass fucking

Subway - Not the only place you can get a footlong